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msg[1] = "<b>404</b>-Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message\"404 Not Found,\" meaning that the requested document could not be located.";
msg[2] = "<b>Adminisphere</b>-The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.";
msg[3] = "<b>Administrivia</b>-All the useless, never-ending, time-wasting dreck we have to put up with in order to just do our job.";
msg[4] = "<b>Alpha geek</b>-The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.";
msg[5] = "<b>Blamestorming</b>-Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.";
msg[6] = "<b>Chainsaw consultant</b>-An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top brass with clean hands.";
msg[7] = "<b>Chips and Salsa</b>-Chips = hardware, salsa = software. \"Well, first we gotta figure out if the problem's in your chips or your salsa.\"";
msg[8] = "<b>Coaster</b>-Unwanted CDROMs received in the mail from AOL.";
msg[9] = "<b>Cube Farm</b>-An office filled with cubicles.";
msg[10] = "<b>Flashterbation</b>-The practice of spending lots of programmer time to produce large Flash animations that have no practical purpose beyond wasting site-visitor's time and annoying them because it can take upwards of a quarter of a minute for the \'skip\' link to work on dial up connections. ";
msg[11] = "<b>Flight risk</b>-Used to describe employees suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon.";
msg[12] = "<b>Generica</b>-Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, subdivisions.";
msg[13] = "<b>Get-Out-Of-Debt Job</b>-A well-paying job people take in order to pay off their debts, one that they will quit as soon as they are solvent again.";
msg[14] = "<b>Going postal</b>-Euphemism for being totally stressed out, losing it. Makes reference to the unfortunate track record of postal employees in the U.S. who have snapped and gone on shooting rampages.";
msg[15] = "<b>Idea hamster</b>-People who always seem to have their idea generators running.";
msg[16] = "<b>Irritainment</b>-Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. Reality Shows as an example.";
msg[17] = "<b>Mouse Potato</b>-The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.";
msg[18] = "<b>Mushroom Farm</b>-Work where you are fed plenty of fertilizer and kept in the dark.";
msg[19] = "<b>Ohnosecond</b>-That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.";
msg[20] = "<b>Percussive Maintenance</b>-The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.";
msg[21] = "<b>Prairie Dogging</b>-When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.";
msg[22] = "<b>Salmon Day</b>-The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.";
msg[23] = "<b>Seagull Manager</b>-A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.";
msg[24] = "<b>Sheepeople</b>-People who can not think for themselves but will aggressively follow anyone who inflates their fears.";
msg[25] = "<b>Starter Marriage</b>-A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets.";
msg[26] = "<b>Stress Puppy</b>-A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.";
msg[27] = "<b>Swipeout</b>-An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.";
msg[28] = "<b>Three Fingered Salute</b>-The finger combination on a keyboard to fix a problem in Windows, Alt, Ctrl, Delete.";
msg[29] = "<b>Tourists</b>-People who take training classes just to get a vacation from their jobs. \"We had three serious students in the class; the rest were just tourists.\"";
msg[30] = "<b>Uninstalled</b>-Euphemism for being fired. Heard on the voice-mail of a vice president at a downsizing computer firm: \"You have reached the number of an Uninstalled Vice President. Please dial our main number and ask the operator for assistance.\" ";
msg[31] = "<b>Vulcan Nerve Pinch</b>-The taxing hand position required to reach all the appropriate keys for certain commands. For instance, the arm reboot for a Mac II computer involves simultaneously pressing the Control Key, the Command Key, the Return Key, and the Power On Key.";

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